How good are you?

How good are you at refusing enticements? How good are you at dealing with embarrassing situations ? I am an optimistic, outgoing, and lazy woman. I like singing, dancing and eating. My personality and bad habits make me a little bit overweight. Because of the overweight, I have experienced some frustrations through my daily life.
Somehow I have become the targets of certain businesses. Once a lady came to me and promised that I could lose some kilograms by eating their healthy food in a very short time. I was so excited and took out all my pocket money to her. Two months later, one thing really dramatically happened, “I got another 10 pounds.”
Several years ago, a woman came from a famous fitness center guaranteed I could throw out lots of fat if I joined their club. So far, the number truly drops down rapidly, excuse me! What I mean is my bank savings account. Because I ate even more after exercising. As searching for other ways to lose weight. I was told by my doctor, “Mrs. Hsieh, Congratulations! You are pregnant.” What? Do you think it’s a good idea for people to lose weight since the mother was pregnant?
Last year, when I was dancing and chatting with my friends in a party. A gentleman came and joined us. As we talked, he gazed at me and said, “ Hey! Ms, I think you are overweight. See! You are two times fat than the lady sitting beside you.” “ Have you ever heard people say? “ “The Fat die sooner?”(膨肚短命) “Hey! Wait! Are you sure you are talking to me. How can you criticize my figure with such words, especially in public.” I yelled at him loudly and angrily in my heart. I kept smiling ( In fact, I was crying and bleeding in the heart, I was looking for a hole to hind in) and said, “ Yes, Sir, I know I'm overweight, but I keep being fat on purpose, otherwise, how could you recognize the lady sitting beside is two times slender than me?”
To my parents, I’m always the role model . My father has been telling me to study hard to be the No.1 since the day I went to elementary school. In order to please my parents, I tried very hard to be the No.1. Not on the score but on the weight. After entering YZU in September, Proudly, I get another No.1, I'm not only the fattest but the oldest student in my class. I complained to my mom that everyone likes teasing me because I'm overweight. My mom said, “ Never mind, dear, you are the biggest pearl of our family.” “ Pearl? Mom, did you mean the value or the brightness?” “ No, the shape!”
I asked my lovely daughter, “ Sharon, Is mom too fat?” She said, “ No, You are not fat at all, actually you are strong.” Strong? What difference is there between fat and strong? She replied, “ Fat would disappear by eating less or exercising more. But strong means all the fat in your body has become muscles, it couldn't be removed forever.”
To face my overweight, I have made a lot of efforts. For example, whenever I order a pizza, in order to eat fewer, I always ask the waiter to divide it into only two pieces. Every time, I stand on the scale, I use all the strength to keep my stomach in. Hey! It works! By doing this I can read the number. Are those enough? Of course not! Remember? Keeping exercising is the best way to lose weight. So I go hiking in Shihmen Mountain, go jogging 5000 meters in the sport ground “every day in my dream”. I don't know if those efforts would bring me any effective result. One thing I'm sure definitely, “ I will be thinner than tomorrow.”
My dear friends! How good are you at controlling your weight? How good are you at answering a spicy question? It seems nothing to do with my overweight. Now, it's time for you to think about how to make your life prosperous.Go and enjoy your life!