A joke sharing with you
Little John and little Mary were good friends and neighbors. They went to school and back home together. One day, little John asked Mary to climb up to a tree and gave her 5 dollars. Mary went home happily and showed the money to her mother.
Mary said, " Stupid John, doesn't he know I am good at climbing?"
Mary's mother said, " How stupid you are! John asked you to climb up on the tree because he wanted to peek your underpants. Remember! Don't do it again. OK?"
The second day, Mary went home with another 5 dollars..
Her mother was angry and said," Mary! I told you. Why you didn't listen?"
Mary replied," That's OK! Mom, John didn't see my underpants because I took them off before I climbed up on the tree."
Mother'' ???? ''
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
How good are you?
How good are you at refusing enticements? How good are you at dealing with embarrassing situations ? I am an optimistic, outgoing, and lazy woman. I like singing, dancing and eating. My personality and bad habits make me a little bit overweight. Because of the overweight, I have experienced some frustrations through my daily life.
Somehow I have become the targets of certain businesses. Once a lady came to me and promised that I could lose some kilograms by eating their healthy food in a very short time. I was so excited and took out all my pocket money to her. Two months later, one thing really dramatically happened, “I got another 10 pounds.”
Several years ago, a woman came from a famous fitness center guaranteed I could throw out lots of fat if I joined their club. So far, the number truly drops down rapidly, excuse me! What I mean is my bank savings account. Because I ate even more after exercising. As searching for other ways to lose weight. I was told by my doctor, “Mrs. Hsieh, Congratulations! You are pregnant.” What? Do you think it’s a good idea for people to lose weight since the mother was pregnant?
Last year, when I was dancing and chatting with my friends in a party. A gentleman came and joined us. As we talked, he gazed at me and said, “ Hey! Ms, I think you are overweight. See! You are two times fat than the lady sitting beside you.” “ Have you ever heard people say? “ “The Fat die sooner?”(膨肚短命) “Hey! Wait! Are you sure you are talking to me. How can you criticize my figure with such words, especially in public.” I yelled at him loudly and angrily in my heart. I kept smiling ( In fact, I was crying and bleeding in the heart, I was looking for a hole to hind in) and said, “ Yes, Sir, I know I'm overweight, but I keep being fat on purpose, otherwise, how could you recognize the lady sitting beside is two times slender than me?”
To my parents, I’m always the role model . My father has been telling me to study hard to be the No.1 since the day I went to elementary school. In order to please my parents, I tried very hard to be the No.1. Not on the score but on the weight. After entering YZU in September, Proudly, I get another No.1, I'm not only the fattest but the oldest student in my class. I complained to my mom that everyone likes teasing me because I'm overweight. My mom said, “ Never mind, dear, you are the biggest pearl of our family.” “ Pearl? Mom, did you mean the value or the brightness?” “ No, the shape!”
I asked my lovely daughter, “ Sharon, Is mom too fat?” She said, “ No, You are not fat at all, actually you are strong.” Strong? What difference is there between fat and strong? She replied, “ Fat would disappear by eating less or exercising more. But strong means all the fat in your body has become muscles, it couldn't be removed forever.”
To face my overweight, I have made a lot of efforts. For example, whenever I order a pizza, in order to eat fewer, I always ask the waiter to divide it into only two pieces. Every time, I stand on the scale, I use all the strength to keep my stomach in. Hey! It works! By doing this I can read the number. Are those enough? Of course not! Remember? Keeping exercising is the best way to lose weight. So I go hiking in Shihmen Mountain, go jogging 5000 meters in the sport ground “every day in my dream”. I don't know if those efforts would bring me any effective result. One thing I'm sure definitely, “ I will be thinner than tomorrow.”
My dear friends! How good are you at controlling your weight? How good are you at answering a spicy question? It seems nothing to do with my overweight. Now, it's time for you to think about how to make your life prosperous.Go and enjoy your life!
Somehow I have become the targets of certain businesses. Once a lady came to me and promised that I could lose some kilograms by eating their healthy food in a very short time. I was so excited and took out all my pocket money to her. Two months later, one thing really dramatically happened, “I got another 10 pounds.”
Several years ago, a woman came from a famous fitness center guaranteed I could throw out lots of fat if I joined their club. So far, the number truly drops down rapidly, excuse me! What I mean is my bank savings account. Because I ate even more after exercising. As searching for other ways to lose weight. I was told by my doctor, “Mrs. Hsieh, Congratulations! You are pregnant.” What? Do you think it’s a good idea for people to lose weight since the mother was pregnant?
Last year, when I was dancing and chatting with my friends in a party. A gentleman came and joined us. As we talked, he gazed at me and said, “ Hey! Ms, I think you are overweight. See! You are two times fat than the lady sitting beside you.” “ Have you ever heard people say? “ “The Fat die sooner?”(膨肚短命) “Hey! Wait! Are you sure you are talking to me. How can you criticize my figure with such words, especially in public.” I yelled at him loudly and angrily in my heart. I kept smiling ( In fact, I was crying and bleeding in the heart, I was looking for a hole to hind in) and said, “ Yes, Sir, I know I'm overweight, but I keep being fat on purpose, otherwise, how could you recognize the lady sitting beside is two times slender than me?”
To my parents, I’m always the role model . My father has been telling me to study hard to be the No.1 since the day I went to elementary school. In order to please my parents, I tried very hard to be the No.1. Not on the score but on the weight. After entering YZU in September, Proudly, I get another No.1, I'm not only the fattest but the oldest student in my class. I complained to my mom that everyone likes teasing me because I'm overweight. My mom said, “ Never mind, dear, you are the biggest pearl of our family.” “ Pearl? Mom, did you mean the value or the brightness?” “ No, the shape!”
I asked my lovely daughter, “ Sharon, Is mom too fat?” She said, “ No, You are not fat at all, actually you are strong.” Strong? What difference is there between fat and strong? She replied, “ Fat would disappear by eating less or exercising more. But strong means all the fat in your body has become muscles, it couldn't be removed forever.”
To face my overweight, I have made a lot of efforts. For example, whenever I order a pizza, in order to eat fewer, I always ask the waiter to divide it into only two pieces. Every time, I stand on the scale, I use all the strength to keep my stomach in. Hey! It works! By doing this I can read the number. Are those enough? Of course not! Remember? Keeping exercising is the best way to lose weight. So I go hiking in Shihmen Mountain, go jogging 5000 meters in the sport ground “every day in my dream”. I don't know if those efforts would bring me any effective result. One thing I'm sure definitely, “ I will be thinner than tomorrow.”
My dear friends! How good are you at controlling your weight? How good are you at answering a spicy question? It seems nothing to do with my overweight. Now, it's time for you to think about how to make your life prosperous.Go and enjoy your life!
Friday, August 10, 2007
A scared call~
Last night~my father gave me a call~and told me about another frigtening call he got!!! he said, one night while he was sleeping very well a sudden call rang and he quickly jumped up and got the phone,he thought it's was me~but actually not, later on ,my father realize that my sister's voice. the other side of the phone spoke to my dad like this ,"dad,i 'm outside and can't find the road to home."My dad asked her why she went out at midnight without telling me(my sister and my dad live together, but their bedroom are in the different floors.Therefore, my dad couldn't check at first time).But my father is very sedate, and tried to figure out if the other side voice of phone was really my sister's. And the last words the other side said were "I'm outside because I was grabbed by my friends then hang up the line. My dad ran to my sister' bedroom and saw my sister sleeping well on her bed~Finally! my dad checked that was a deceiving phone~this is a common cheating thing, we should be carefull and take care our safty in order to profect ourselves.
May God bless everyone!!!
May God bless everyone!!!
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
good links
http://cancer.tlri.gov.tw/management/Link_2.htm
You can find almost everything you want in this page. If you like it, pls tell us.
You can find almost everything you want in this page. If you like it, pls tell us.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
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